2004-10-06 - 5:36 p.m.
It goes without saying that there are a lot of people around the country quite angry about the results of the election. I've even heard a few theories already about how Bush cheated to win another term as president.
There are a lot of ideas that I like about the democratic party, but there is one thing that they don't seem to realize. If you would like a democrat to be president then you have to get off your lazy ass and VOTE! My personal choice for president was Bush, but I strongly believe that the only reason that he won this year was voter turnout. It seems to me that there are millions of democratic voters out there who just don't understand how elections work, so I'm going to take the time to explain it to everyone.
Step 1: Turn off CNN. The exit polls are wrong anyway and if you don't know that by now then you need a good bitch slap.
Step 2: Stand up. You've been on the couch for far too long and that's why your ass is numb.
Step 3: Put on some sunglasses. If the rare sight of daylight blinds you before you make it to the polls then you're not much good to your party.
Step 4: Get in your car and drive to your nearest voting facility. If at all possible, take a friend with you who will slap you upside the head when you start pulling into the bar instead.
Step 5: Get in line to vote. Once in line, write notes on each hand to remind yourself what you're standing in line for.
Step 6: Cast your ballot. Smile, pat yourself on the back and go home.
Step 7: On the way home, look in the other direction when passing by McDonald's. Eat an apple instead once you get home. It's nobody's fault but our own that we're the fattest fucking country in the world.
Step 8: If you have voted and aren't happy with the outcome of the election, go on diaryland and bitch about it.
Maybe in four years democrats will get a little bit of common sense. If you want your candidate to win, then go vote for him. Until then, let it go. Quit your bitching about an economy that created over 300,000 new jobs last month alone. Stop whining about the fact that there is a govenment in place right now who doesn't support lazy American pieces of shit who just pop out another kid for a bigger welfare check and does support independent business.
I heard on the radio a few days ago a very good analogy for the Democratic party's view on economics. I dont remember the name of the show, but a mother called in talking about how she doesn't know how she can explain to her kids the way that democrats work. So the guy on the show tells her this.
Imagine that your 10 year old is a straight A student. He has a spelling test coming up for that he works extrememly hard for. He study's every night and when the test comes he gets and A. However, it would lower the self esteem of the other students who failed the tests too much if the teacher gave them an F. So, instead of giving your son that A, the teacher is going to spread out the averages so that everyone gets a C. All the F students are thinking "this is great, i only have to do F work and I'll still pass". And of course the A student isn't very happy, because all of his work is being handed out to the lazy students.
Never have I heard a better explanation for the way democrats work. America was not built on handouts and it shouldn't be run with handouts now, although the democrats would absolutely love it if it was. I see a startling similarity to communism here.
Anyway, if you want a change in govenrment, get off your lazy asses and do something about it, because nobody else is going to do it for you. If you'd rather watch CNN, fine, but shut the fuck up when you're not seeing what you wanted to see.
Like it or not, Bush is our president for another 4 years. To use an old army expression, I suggest that you "suck it up and drive on".
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